Does want
I’m moved by an alarmclock.
Are they even allowed to be this awesome?
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Cam Moffett
—Dramatic reading
A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook
crying
sobs
help mE
(Source: houkagos, via doctor-whoson)
(Source: lokiloo, via tornadoofpwning)
(Source: little-russellhoward-things, via im-lokid)
(Source: twin-spica, via ununpentium)
(Source: justnerdgirlproblems, via loki-ass-assin)
<3
(Source: fyeahcabinpressure, via noottersontheflightdeck)
So I was watching a news report about these two polar bears and then this happened.
I cannot describe the noise I made.
I saw a newspaper clipping about polar bears and this guy, but I thought it was an edit! Just searched it. Dude.
how did john fail to see this?
He saw, but he didn’t observe.
(via youstillcare)
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You Belong With Me (Permanently): Moriarty + TSwift
Dear sweet baby Jesus. This is without a doubt the most complicated, ridiculous Shrock song I’ve done so far. Thirteen tracks in Audacity, goddamn it. Thirteen. Anyway, I hope that you enjoy and imagine Moriarty dancing around and singing into a hairbrush like TSwift does in the music video. Because I know that I do.
Lyrics:
You’re on the phone with your flatmate, he’s upset
He asked you to buy milk, you always forget
He doesn’t get your genius like I do
I’m in IT, I’m watching you on a screen
I’ve hidden cameras in your flat that you haven’t seen
No one will know you better than I do
‘Cause he wears jumpers, I wear Westwood
I’m pure evil and he’s just so good
I’m waiting for the day when he lets down his guard
And stealing you away won’t be at all hard
Can’t you see that I’m the one who understands you?
Want you for my own, forget Molly
You belong with me, you belong with me
I have you followed everywhere you go
I’ll drop in at Baker St just to say hello
You’d say that I’m obsessed and you would be right
You make it so easy
And you’ve got a brain that would make a neurosurgeon proud
But that boring doctor just drags you down
When you’re with me, you will be greater than great
Once I get rid of your stupid flatmate
‘Cause he saves people, and I kill them
He’s flat broke and I’ve stolen millions
Dreaming ‘bout the day when he lets down his guard
And stealing you away won’t be at all hard
Oh, can’t you see that I’m the one who understands you?
Stalked you fair and square, I’ll make you see
You belong with meI will find a way to kill your flatmate
Semtex, poison, oh, it’ll be easy
You belong with me
Oh, I remember meeting at the pool in the middle of the night
I know I’m gonna laugh while your stupid doctor cries
I know you’ve got a heart, why aren’t you saving it for me?
If I can’t have you for my own, well then neither can heOh, I’ll prove that I’m the one who understands you
Didn’t see this coming, did you, Sherly?
You’re gonna die with meYou’re no angel, neither am I
I’ll pull the trigger and you’ll fly
Baby, you belong with meCan’t you see that I’m the one who understands you?
Want you for my own, forget Johnny
You belong with me, you belong with meOh no, forget Johnny
You belong with me, you belong with me.This is so amazing, you are so talented. Wow, actually blown away here.
